i am me.
you are you.
let's keep it that way.
~ Friday, December 25 ~
Permalink
~ Wednesday, December 23 ~
Permalink
HAHAHA

HAHAHA


Permalink
That’s right, keep throwing yourself at him.

That’s right, keep throwing yourself at him.


Permalink
emillionaire:

sometwine:

labeledbones:

falulatonks:

cheia: pibbplusredvines:

Craig: What made you decide to work with the salvation army?Betty: Well Craig I love bells…there’s nothing like the feeling of a big pair of bells in my hand.Craig: I think I should let that one go. It must feel good to help people though.Betty: Not really, I needed some cash. I spent all my money on medical bills.Craig: Betty, I didn’t know you were having medical issues.Betty: Oh, I’m fine. It’s just my medical marijuana bills. They think I have glaucoma, but I just throw some crazy ass parties.
Betty: If you have a spare $20 this year, do the right thing…buy my movie The Proposal on DVD. Betty White’s gotta eat!


HAHAHAAHA. BETTY WHITE, WHAT.



I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS. Betty, why are you not my grandma?

emillionaire:

sometwine:

labeledbones:

falulatonks:

cheia: pibbplusredvines:

Craig: What made you decide to work with the salvation army?
Betty: Well Craig I love bells…there’s nothing like the feeling of a big pair of bells in my hand.
Craig: I think I should let that one go. It must feel good to help people though.
Betty: Not really, I needed some cash. I spent all my money on medical bills.
Craig: Betty, I didn’t know you were having medical issues.
Betty: Oh, I’m fine. It’s just my medical marijuana bills. They think I have glaucoma, but I just throw some crazy ass parties.

Betty: If you have a spare $20 this year, do the right thing…buy my movie The Proposal on DVD. Betty White’s gotta eat!

HAHAHAAHA. BETTY WHITE, WHAT.

I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS. Betty, why are you not my grandma?


231 notes
reblogged via emillionaire
Permalink

Is this what it's come to?

You doing his dirty work and now I’m a part of your brain trust? Whaaaat is happening?


Permalink
Sorry, no can do, doc says i got tiny baby veins. Something to do with my momma eating blow fish in the third trimo
— Dave Franco

1 note
Permalink
(via roundpanda)

19 notes
reblogged via roundpanda
~ Tuesday, December 22 ~
Permalink
(via aframboesa)

2 notes
reblogged via aframboesa
Permalink
There’s no future in history, they’ll abolish it soon
— Granddad

Permalink
Word of advice: Never invade Russia, you’ll regret it.
— Granddad

Permalink


~ Monday, December 21 ~
Permalink
Now that I’m actually watching it, I LOVE it!! :)

Now that I’m actually watching it, I LOVE it!! :)